A fun way to play Duck Hunt is to look off into the distance as if the game is real as you tell your son you're getting a divorce.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) December 2, 2012


:w !sudo tee %
that looks like an environment hating you
TWO MINUTES, MacGruber!



If you’re a dwarf, you’re never NOT in the sex industry.
— Mike Monteiro, cisgender male (@monteiro) December 1, 2012
I don't think I've been sober since I started at GitHub.


I'd drink it.
Enter your hours by day. PLEASE NOTE: the system converts fractions of an hour to minutes. You may enter fractions of an hour such as 1.5 for one and one-half hoursbut the system will convert it to 1.30 for one hour and thirty minutes.

hell, i'd piss on a spark plug if i thought it'd help!
yabbadabbafuck youuuuuuu.


no
you just tell the wizards and they fix it