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        ruby libs aren't a ghetto, they're a urine soaked slum
        
    
    
        Hi Heath's BigGreenEgg! Take two minutes and get back on Twitter!
        
    
    
        i was so sweaty and frustrated last night i apparently tore my lung
        
    
    
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    My dad flew F4s in 'Nam. And didn't cry himself to death when he saw me "age" the edges of my D&D character sheet with his Marine Zippo.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) June 16, 2013
Easy way to tell which one is Kirk & which one is evil duplicate Kirk: check to see which one's circumcised #TOSwatch pic.twitter.com/1MIsaLuQg5
— whit (@whitneyarner) June 16, 2013
        Nothing Gets Me Wetter Than A Monotonous Domestic Routine | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
        
    
     
     
    Pro Tip: if you're gonna be Irish, avoid the sun and embrace the whiskey. Anything else is madness.
— Will Farrington (@wfarr) June 14, 2013
 
     
     
    
