what would happen if you tried to swim to the bottom of a reactor containment pool? You'd die. from gunshot wounds before getting to the water.
Not to be confused with the Apple iCal.
My cat tore a hole in the lining of our box spring and is army crawling around in it. Cats!
— script kitty (@marthakelly) January 21, 2013



do those things have the payload capacity to carry 1kg of cocaine?

This week we are launching wikivoyage. Join us in creating a free travel guide that anyone can edit
Great event for Buddy Baker....bridge dedication for Audrey... http://t.co/rZbd9RoB
— Anthony Davis (@davisfortn) January 18, 2013
i think it's a size problem.
[redacted] is the 'smurfed' of China
oh, you mean the frat party




I've managed to stay out of that goddamned spreadsheet this year.
FREE IDEA: Manti Te'o as the next Bachelor. Female contestants are iPads duct taped to rolling carts with overdubbed robot sounds.
— Matt Lehman (@matt_lehman) January 17, 2013
one of the most fun little tools I've ever played with
well, that sounds like work
it's not work if you don't get paid for it
after_update :discharge_if_dead