Give a man a program, he'll be mad for an evening. Teach a man to program and he'll be mad for the rest of his life.
— I write code (@McMillanSean) July 13, 2013
"Nobody knows what that thing is, or why it's there," says the scientist, pointing at everything.
— Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) July 12, 2013
"He reminds me of my high school drinking coach."
— A Developer (@ADevSaidIt) July 12, 2013
Hey @espn, thoughts on showing more hockey highlights?
— San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) July 12, 2013
The four-minute highlight reel of my life will include a three-minute musical montage of me not answering my phone.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) July 11, 2013
"At 11, I could say 'I am sodium' (Element 11), and now at 79, I am gold." http://t.co/0kUTJDny4A What element are you, dear reader?
— Radiolab (@Radiolab) July 11, 2013
Haha! "Erlang is good for systems, but bad for jobs: you write it, and it runs for years. Java is good as a 'jobs program'" -@dieswaytoofast
— Bryan Hunter (@bryan_hunter) July 10, 2013
@radleybalko it seems to be isolated to a Southeast Comcast ISP problem
— Tracy (@ByMyLifeMyLove) July 10, 2013

