"IT CAN BOLT ONTO YOUR CMDB AND INTEGRATE WITH VCLOUD DIRECTOR
Patience, everyone. You’ll be assigned your new Muslim name when the Feds come to your home to collect your guns.
— John Gruber (@gruber) November 7, 2012
The vote Tuesday marked the end of a grueling race. For Obama, the election is the last time his name will appear on a ballot, or so he claims.
❒ Obama ❒ Romney ✔ Gnash
— Gnash (@Gnash00) October 24, 2012
I will protect us from America's biggest threat.. Red Wings fans!
My thoughts are with all the K9s in Colorado who lost their jobs tonight with the passing of amendment 64. #animalsrightstowork
— Gnash (@Gnash00) November 7, 2012
all white people who voted for me, you are now honorary black people
Is there a Moore's law for Logan?
That actually sounds pretty disgusting.
And Ronald Reagan, who Europeans see as the embodiment of both the evil and absurd aspects of American politics, was a peaceful man compared to the standards we have since become accustomed to. He only ever invaded Grenada.
Oh god, it autopopulated!
It was all so different before everythin' changed.
If you comment out the code inside a for loop, please make sure you also comment out the for statement
maps are fun
Electors in these States are not bound by State Law to cast their vote for a specific candidate: TENNESSEE
"sorry..I'm not a SQL developer any more...I'm now a certified embalmer" - message in my inbox.
— ★ Original Scott ™ (@sgordon70) November 5, 2012
FUCK YOU WINDOWS
no beer for heath



Amber has another cake for me tonight
worst. apocalypse. ever.

and ekcetera






