
I'm helping.
100% packet loss
ping 420
I had to hang up [ on the customer support call. ] I had another conference call.
@bascale Kudos for suggesting RubyGems get its signature act together, but why an unproven, theoretical solution? PGP/GPG works today.
— Brandon Valentine (@bvalentine615) February 7, 2013
All [software problems] fall into one of 3 categories: muffin, horse or bird.
— w h i t (@whit) February 7, 2013
get to work james
wtf/hour
sweet jesus, what is that? like doughnut number four?
what are LCDs? like five cents?

now use ldd to find the dependencies for the binaries you copied and copy those into the chroot
OpsCode rewrote their core server in Erlang. Which is funny, because I just replaced our Chef install with 46 lines of bash, perl and rsync.
— Neckbeard Hacker (@NeckbeardHacker) February 5, 2013
machines are people too!
riding a unicorn made of bacon
Our bottle is a redhead / Our limestone lake is blue / Loretto is for lovers / And our bourbon's awaiting you!

Photo of the Day: #Braves pack up the moving truck that will head to Orlando later today. pic.twitter.com/WtyNJWkJ
— Atlanta Braves (@Braves) February 4, 2013
If that does not work remove pulseaudio and reboot.
tough call for jesus between Kaepernick and Ray Lewis 2 of his biggest fans but as Ray said He doesnt make mistakes - went with the murderer
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 4, 2013
it's not linux if you don't spend at least a few hours pissing away your life fucking with sound
We will have the happy hours from 4.00PM - 6.30 PM Monday - Friday.
Nice job, @Beyonce. Could’ve used more Segways, accordions and singing Amish people, but still.
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) February 4, 2013


I did a lot of googling on the issue.


good thing twitter dumped the buggy and slow ruby and the associated gems for something secure and fast like java