they'll never learn if you don't bill them out the nose
is the ip -> hostname info in ldap?
.@daveanthony No, and I'll thank you not to twist my words. I said that Oscar Wilde went down a silvery man-tunnel for a drink. #nohomo
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 20, 2013
this server has a faint bouquet of 'stale certificates', and pairs well with a rootkit
snowflakes 4 lyfe
And a shot of estrogen. Don't forget that, he likes a shot of E.

i wasn't trolling!



Constantly seeking to gain new knowledge and skills
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I no longer have to work about security or identity theft. Now that I have my passwords stored in one place, I feel safe
wait, send me a LinkedIn request first
would you rather be endorsed on LinkedIn for 'goats' or 'blowjobs'?
I live in a dry commune
Hoppy beer is awful—or at least, its bitterness is ruining craft beer’s reputation. - Slate Magazine
i love corporate america

I need to see how you flex your shaft
to be fair, they never had DNS problems
Apparently, yes. Prostitution, in fact, is a skill for which you can get endorsed on LinkedIn.