Pro Tip: if you're gonna be Irish, avoid the sun and embrace the whiskey. Anything else is madness.
— Will Farrington (@wfarr) June 14, 2013
Quotes... the difference between touching kids, and "touching" kids.
— Sterling Archer (@Archer_Sterling) June 12, 2013
ill email you to avoid having to figure it out
Has anyone messed with database lately?
Relax I got this
The upgrade of the database, portal, and identity management to Oracle 10g is complete.
Oh, that poor, bloody, girl. What's her name, again? -- Nora.

