we don't know how to deploy the app [ that we wrote ], do you know how?
at our old DR site across town
I think I made a pretty serious toilet mistake.
the best story of how the code evolved, is not necessarily the truth
apt-get install postfix
i am hopped out
Please don't call me 'Dildo God'
posting you random thoughts on IRC is a waste of time
Posting your random thoughts on twitter is a waste of time
For the price of a coffee a day you can get more speed with an SSD than you can with the caffeine. Stop drinking coffee and buy SSDs instead.
jameswhite: you won't do it.
just tryin' to get laid
Puppet in Pails.
zomg beachballs
I'm not an idiot, james.
Hamster
How drunk are you, on a scale from 1 to potato?
it's like a 'plop constant'
You're Fired
you're fucked
reading manpages is for pussies
Our smoked salmon pizza is a perfect combination of mascarpone, red onions and capers. Delicious!
They're not tribesmen! It's a modern society!
3 hours left
git rm Capfile
it's all shit
Every single sensible functionality I was trying to implement required a workaround to work properly.
