This is just the first brick in a very large wall.
I will drink all your coffee and shit everywhere
The screed is the song of my people.
Man of Steel is, without a doubt, the biggest, flaming pile of shit of 2013, if not all time. It was shockingly terrible and painful to sit through. I want to scrub my brain, give my eyes an enema, and apologize to my dog for not taking him to park instea
Conway's not just a good idea, it's the Law
This bug has no answer since 2010, so I am closing it. If you feel it's wrong, please re-open it.
my wife is a giant boulder
I do think when I look at pictures of you now, 'This guy knows unix'
It's more about motion.
Let's focus on dicks.
there was this one time james wasn't there
James Gandolfini, won 3 Emmys for his portrayal of Tony Soprano on "The Sopranos," has died, according to HBO. http://t.co/fEKHt0VkrY
— CNN (@CNN) June 19, 2013
give me convenience or give me death
Strength: Excellent
What is your gmail password so I can see what you're seeing?
projects form a framework of planning with a timeline to ensure that there is progression. s/will get done/more likely to get done
Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give to an American.
it's like games do not understand that they are supposed to have an end.
NSA testimony in a nutshell: comprehensive system of checks and balances protects against misuse, unless someone types 'sudo'
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) June 18, 2013
Sorry, bro, nagios didn't like that.
i'll be using an axe
we're not entirely sure why a meatcloud of interns was chosen as our ETL method

