I wish the big beers came with a straw so I wouldn't have to lift them.

my sister's best friend, who is Danish

You'll only be without phone service for 10-15 minutes while the new system comes on line. I say we do it during business hours and see what happens.

Phone Consultant Guy

...There is weakness in the legal advertising sector due to changes in state laws and less demand is hurting our revenue growth...

a friend, quoting a press release from the tennessean explaining why they are laying off staff

No, I've never upgraded a linux box to a new release, but I have upgraded OSX, which is easy.

ops guy wondering why we need ship usb sticks to upgrade 850 vpn-remote, headless linux devices.

I'm not a wife beater. I couldn't get her to quiet down

ariel castro, self proclaimed humanist.

you're gonna sex me in the cage

tracy

/r/datgap

@stephenyeargin

we currently do it both ways so whatever is easier for you

Manager of a company with one developer to a manager of a company worth 287M. Not a customer, and no we don't.