the Internet is my porn trunk now.
If any man thinks ill of you, do not be angry with him, for you are worse than he thinks you to be - Spurgeon
— Charles Spurgeon (@Spurgeon_) May 10, 2013
I am awesome.
Zachary. Have to teach you the Bilbo Baggins song. You'll get requests. LLAP
— Leonard Nimoy (@TheRealNimoy) May 10, 2013
They're the veal of pork
Ah! You got it in my eye!
those nails are for the other side of the fence
software configuration manager
TFS doesn't support branching and tagging
Challenge accepted
A friend of mine an old friend. Actually, very old. He's dead. That's as old as it gets, I'm afraid.
I'm awwwwwesooome
(.Y.)
god i hate white people
did we just accidentally become a motorcycle gang?
LEGEND: If you say "Node is close to the metal" 3x in a darkened bathroom, Dennis Ritchie will appear and smack you in the back of the head.
— Neckbeard Hacker (@NeckbeardHacker) May 8, 2013

