I didn't write that error text, Microsoft did.

it's a squat, not the charleston
it's a computer, not a magical unicorn.
i'm gonna go hot chicken myself to death in my house


i had you pegged for a lifetime cohabitator.





New Balance Releases 'Laces Only' Minimalist Running Shoe | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
i am totally an eastside convert





GREAT NEWS! @mayorstevebach
— CTS (@trainright) December 14, 2012
Karen Palus announces Pikes Peak Highway will be open to unescorted bicyclists year around beginning 1-1-13.
I'm violently against using a [relational] database, everything must be version controlled