But if I said 'good bourbon' and you thought 'Wild Turkey' or 'Jim Beam', then good Lord, son. No. Turn off your computer, pack your bags and move out of the fraternity immediately. Its time. Leave your sweatpants, jerseys and sportball caps behind they a
"@FireSurvivor all ur saying is science this and science that...sounds like if science had a dick u'd suck it"
— Stephen Knight 🎙ï¸ (@GSpellchecker) December 13, 2012
+ Education has failed you.
Teyos gotta teyo
Just informed I got the Pope's twitter handle wrong. It's @BlessingDawg69
— chris crofton (@thecroftonshow) December 12, 2012
ohhh yeah. look at all that *red*.
what's the ladder?
pushing without -f is for people that aren't absolutely sure of themselves
I'm gonna buy myself a bed and a camera.
that guy doesn't really look like a gerry.
I'm dissapointed in you.
When he opens the door then what happens with the airflow?
I have no idea how you made this more complicated.
It's 11:41 somewhere.
We have never seen such a homogeneous group teetering so close to special needs levels
for two to three minutes after brain and heart functions have completely shut down, the human body remains obsessed with trains
— sskylark (@sskylark) August 27, 2011
bourbon is a small batch explosive
That must have taken place after somebody deleted my account
Where somebody was you?
