give me convenience or give me death

that guy

Strength: Excellent

password meter when entering 6 chars with 1 special and 1 numeric

What is your gmail password so I can see what you're seeing?

Sprint 3rd level support manager

projects form a framework of planning with a timeline to ensure that there is progression. s/will get done/more likely to get done

Operations team lead

Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give to an American.

Edward Snowden

it's like games do not understand that they are supposed to have an end.

my wife, after watching hockey and now this basketball game

Sorry, bro, nagios didn't like that.

nagiosharder

i'll be using an axe

cwage, to whom everything looks like a nail

we're not entirely sure why a meatcloud of interns was chosen as our ETL method

lead spot checker

tcp-wrap your jimmie-ports

james, on transmission control

Danielle's motor control is a little poor when she's drunk.

headsup for Jeremy.

ruby libs aren't a ghetto, they're a urine soaked slum

jwo, truth

It's in flash or some shit like that

elizabrock

what the fuck tumble

james

that diss cuts deep

cwage

I am unable to affirm those details on my own knowledge or even my own belief

Justice Scalia

seperating that gene from its surrounding genetic material is not an act of invention

Justice Clarence m'fn Thomas Wait, who?

Hi Heath's BigGreenEgg! Take two minutes and get back on Twitter!

email telling heath to make some ribs

i was so sweaty and frustrated last night i apparently tore my lung

cwage, providing excellent lines to quote out of context

1 2 3

Michael Jackson

a b c

james white