and thorough
I hate that chumbawumba shit
steak and leggs
steak and legs
He's like Teddy Ruxpin with the governor removed
jameswhite you screwed me again
if you've never gazed into the mouth of Kevin Barnes, I highly recommend it
and a tablespoon of cinnamon followed by a gallon of milk
i hope you don't get shivved in there.
I should have thrown the rice out and then put the sashimi on steak
metamucil: give it a week, you'll shit the perfect no-wiper.
Do not place /usr on a separate file system
i bet my bad foot can kick you in the ass.
i'm too old for emergencies!
You're so cool.
the only way to fix it is to flush it all away
I call my garbage man a garbage man not because he picks up my trash, but because he is a truly terrible person.
— Matt (@sucittaM) September 11, 2012
you're something all right
the nattys are going all the way this year
ah, college
what comes before first principles? we need to start there.
I just ousted Heath S. as the mayor of So Gong Dong.
my favorite romantic movie is commando
I always cry whenever I'm slicing onions, because that's what my brother was doing right before he exploded
— Joe Rumrill (@2tonbug) March 26, 2012
TIL how to meet Darryl Hannah
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going to was for breakfast at 10
touch it
they do. I'm savoring it.
a woman knows how to pace herself, when eating meat
um no it's not
this is the rawest piece of meat I've ever had in my life
