


I've managed to stay out of that goddamned spreadsheet this year.
FREE IDEA: Manti Te'o as the next Bachelor. Female contestants are iPads duct taped to rolling carts with overdubbed robot sounds.
— Matt Lehman (@matt_lehman) January 17, 2013
one of the most fun little tools I've ever played with
well, that sounds like work
it's not work if you don't get paid for it
after_update :discharge_if_dead
oatmeal sucks



lots of pink to the west of nashville
go fuck yourself, son / this shit is meant to be fun / take your pedantry elsewhere
syn ack something something did you try rebooting miller time
i'm weary from being right.
we just manually put it in /ro

We each had a twenty-fifth
Drunk is the confused you want
Meetings are for delivering shame to people.
