frugality isn't a protected status.
It's customary to pay your bill when it's due.
Sure am, your mom's lipstick was green
shitballs
It's just not DevOps until you type 'curl http://.. | sudo ...'
— Marsh Ray has left and you should too. See bio. (@marshray) March 18, 2013
It turns out there is a lot of overlap between people who like programming and people who like beer.
dicks gonna dick
I KNOW how to date lesbians. You use accelerator mass spectrometry to count their C-14 atoms. (Valid only in lesbians born before 1950)
— whit (@whitneyarner) March 15, 2013
probe it
someone needs to start skyping the brewhouse so i can beer there in spirit
I like to pepper the dicks
I like to smoke things
God, how damn good does it feel when a shit just slides right out?
— Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers (@KFUCKINGP) March 14, 2013
redis will keep your data for probably a while
async give it a few minutes
We won't be able to integrate it if everything's broken
it's a TREE
jsladfjklkaslkas
We don't use any revision control because it would be a waste of our time to learn that software. There are only 3 of us.
let's do a bunch of wacky shit with method_missing and call it a DSL
If I dont start some shit and kick 20 bad asses fore noon my whole day seems kinda dull.

