Is there a blue light on your modem?

smart ass developer 'helping' his coworker

I've had to teach myself all this stuff and you know it's like Algebra, you just keep at it and then it clicks.

Self proclaimed computer forensics expert who was allegedly being hacked from 192.168.7.57 and some place called 'Netgear'

Nobody with a glove full of human shit is ever the winner of anything.

true story

There's nothing as effective against computer problems as agression.

OH

Hi Deploy,

beginning of an email from opscode regional sales manager asking for a 20-30 meeting to 'build a relationship'

Are you aziz today?

random person on freenode

is it N?

james