
You made me choke on my carrot.
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— Alison Brie (@alisonbrie) August 27, 2012
I thought you were going to give up on that 325, james

blah, blah, blah ORIFICE
you will respect my securitah
I'm preparing for a hurricane, so I'm in a liquor store.
Nuoh. Mah. Gawd.
So SquatCon is the week after DragonCon?
Improve your demo sites with the power of corgis!
everything is butt-hurt nowadays. What's one more penetration
we need to change the organizational model, we need to have new best practices
It's like.. if you're a good enough sketch artist, you can draw your own porn.


i'll spank you next time.
that's a lot more flesh than I thought
James is like an ungentle zack galafanakis


Fuck Yeah! Me!








who here wants to have their lives ruined by minecraft?




surprised james didn't point that out. he's an ass like that.
Next week in Tampa the Republicans must admit that the difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.




I did not come to the bbh to be rogered.
majestic. It's magical awesome



buy me a strap-on
I will wear it if you buy it
I don't want to ever sober up!
Mehole, Kaprah, Yimmy, Blanter, Catzap, Dunzyinonezy, Simplert, Lustaminate


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Is that even a real beer?