I thought that most rape was done in order to GET babies. Rapists love kids. They hide in the bushes, frustrated by the adoption process.
— Maria Bamford (@mariabamfoo) August 22, 2012
you should write a product called shove-it


curl -L http://www.opscode.com/chef/install.sh sudo bash -s -- -v 10.2.0
If you believe life begins at conception isn’t having a photo of a fetus on your website distribution of child pornography?
— Mike Monteiro, cisgender male (@monteiro) August 21, 2012
one does not simply attend a lemon party
i was certain i scrwed the 13 [subnet] by fat fingering a carp vip. i quickly unplugged the pfsense boxes and immediately started blaming jameswhite.
freakin' asheville.
It's not alcoholism if you're good at it





You've just been ousted as the mayor of Broadway Brewhouse & Mojo!
shit
I did rip out 'a lot of crap'
god dammit
whoever developed this did it for smart people! It will never work!
65 is this way!
that's like a half gallon



wow james, you have... a lot... of facial hair
there was no place for me to share and sell my images


You will be awarded some great honor
it was my moms birthday
unfortunately, the chains would only lift the fermenters up to about 70 degrees, so we had to get a couple burly men to help lift them the rest of the way so heath came out and helped lift them.

modern lab equipment with microfluidic chips can [sequence a single human genome] in hours
They were all shouting and laughing. There's nothing to be happy about around here.
Death Star of Americas financial oligarchy
whatever you do, for the love of Robot Zeus, do not under any circumstances keep aging. It will kill you and your family dead. Stone cold. That's not a threat, it's a promise, I mean, science!
maybe i screwed up
You know what else you'll have trouble finding on the Internet? Things that aren't true.


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