
I might be drinking dishwater


There are men's Levi's jorts on sale at the Sears appliance outlet. News you can use, people.
— Jim Reams (@jimreams) March 9, 2012







Colorado Springs Bacon Cone
Still so shocked at this label in my boyfriend's new trousers. #womenriseup cc @RosamundUrwin pic.twitter.com/ECV25Z3M
— Emma Barnett (@Emmabarnett) March 5, 2012
I think I have a math boner

The profession of writing software is a complete mess right now. Bottomline is that young professionals cannot write a piece of software that is bug free
I don't like driving drunk But I hate going to bed sober.
It's only seven o'clock.


I like running
that second arrogant bastard after drinking 3 pints and a half-liter may have been a mistake







This must be done absolutely perfectly, tomorrow.
Hey, do you want to get high?
I might as well have another arrogant bastard if it's only 20 cents more

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This is [like] a half-liter


I should not have to sweat at work.
shit negro, that's all you had to say



It's only 5:30 James

This is not an academic design choice, its one thats carrying a real world cost right now. Arguing over what layer of the app is responsible is like BP blaming Transocean for the Deepwater Horizon. The issue is that oil is leaking.
The passage of H.R. 347 has been the subject of a virtual blackout in the media.

TIL me saying "naked pictures of Olivia Munn," will get my boyfriend to stop anything he is doing and go look.