you would be better off going with windows ME...

screws
I want yermom.
I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote

[The devil] he started as an angel and he _evolved_ into a devil
Comoving distance and proper distance are defined to be equal at the present time. That is, the two distances only differ at times other than the time at which they are measured
The current distance to this cosmological event horizon is about 16 billion light-years
The build out for @LockelandTable has begun !! pic.twitter.com/KGGcQ3UC
— Hal Holden-Bache (@halholdenbache) May 1, 2012
Yikes!
How'd that turn out for you again?

I can get you off easy




nsfw
Print the form, Fill out the form, and scan/email it to...
I shouldn't have eaten those skittles.
whore
watch cbs interview with neil degrasse tyson on mining asteroids, get an ad for lasvegas.com/gaytravel
During the hadron era
If space is expanding faster than light can travel. Then it would be possible for the universe to be 6,000 years old as the Bible says it is.
The head of state has called for me by name. But I don't have time for him.

Fuck sexting. I just carry a picture of my penis in my wallet. I'll origami that shit into a swan for a girl.
— Majik Most (@MajikMost) April 30, 2012
you can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning
I'm taking away your root access
Why does it already feel like a Thursday?
I will kill you with my sex!
I mean look at it. It looks like there's a monkey on your head!
I think my least favorite part of the vegan diet is the verbal part, where they explain it to you.
you gotta set some parameters or you'll never finish a list like that
The way some people debug makes me want to strangle people.