TIL me saying "naked pictures of Olivia Munn," will get my boyfriend to stop anything he is doing and go look.
fucking chickens, fucking eggs

n order to use TCMIS secure online service, you must be using Microsoft Internet Explorer version 5.0 and above.
The safe word is conundrum. Try to get that out while I'm choking you.


Too bad our DR site isn't in Boulder, we'd have more options.
sounds like you require more vespene gas
bugger the constabulary
pie is delicious
Man, Apple's invitation for the iPad 3 event is pretty creepy. pic.twitter.com/ZDG7zrvp
— Brad Frost (@brad_frost) February 28, 2012
sounds like heathseals is doin' it right.
I think I've seen more of Luke Kanies than Heath Seals

I just started home, rolled down the window, closed my eyes for a second to enjoy the weather, and when I opened them I was on the patio with a dead guy ale