Good news! Heath Seals wants to be your friend.
I don't tell the news to you. I feel the news at you.
if the cops ask: we were fuckin each other.
It's how we build a community of employees.
always be yourself, unless you're an arrogant bastard
... well, there are a lot of blacks in football
No, I haven't gotten your key yet... the email daemons are running slow today
I don't know, someone sent it to me
I recommend you use Google to figure out how to generate a key, because we need a working key
It's literally s-s-h-dash-k-e-y-g-e-n
why can't you give me the root password!
I'm authoritative for .smeg
Ethnicity: sexual chocolate
Please: nofurriesnofurriesnofurries
"Deep Space Nine? Oh, you mean Terok Nor." - Bajoran hipster.
— Star Trek Facts (@StarTrekFacts) January 12, 2012
My RAC license is on walkabout trying to find itself.
Greatest tweet? RT @excid3: This is how the internet is created http://t.co/wm49f6bN
— Drew Conway (@drewconway) January 11, 2012
just increment, admit your mistake and move on
mind if I take my pants off?
Will DHM also repair the liver damage?
The little mushroom cloud is meant to remove any ambiguity about which direction is more positive.
At Brewhouse Midtown! pic.twitter.com/ATMmUy0O
— Jackalope Brewing Co. (@JackalopeBrew) January 9, 2012
Packaging other peoples software makes systems administrators violent people.
also nsfw
