I wake up and I'm eating an omelet while looking at girls shitting in people's mouths and I was like, 'this is not how I want to spend my morning.'
TIL: can remote fwd a local port to multiple remote hosts, concurrently. Reminded of and humbled again by the awesome power of SSH. #ossftw
— Cory Flanigan (@seeflanigan) April 11, 2012
I have decided to take random work emails and rewrite them by filling them with existential dread.
I've no idea what's going on.
very unique
I didn't hear what he said, but I agree with heath.
Everyone who claimed God told them to run for President has now dropped out. Either they were all full of shit or God's an asshole.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 10, 2012
I am a simple person who makes up stories in my head.
My record would be reading all four Twilight Books in two days.
participating in the greatest circlejerk of our time
3rd attempt doing the same thing
Beards and skinny jeans are optional, but expected.
GitHub Drinkup in Portland, OR on Thursday https://t.co/cYFBQQIj
— GitHub (@github) April 10, 2012
let's not be too hasty
He has risen from the tomb. O wait, that was me this morning after all night partying. Fuck religion, but happy sunday
Jesus is living in me. He is risen!
You Nigger.
just get out of agro range and you'll be fine
but I am drunc
fuck pikes
