You are not true Agile if you know what you are talk about more of 55% of time.
— DevOps Borat (@DEVOPS_BORAT) February 9, 2012
From my friends at @Playboy: "Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply."
— Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers (@KFUCKINGP) February 9, 2012
actual portion of an email I just typed: James (aka, Loud James, Throat-Punching James)...
— Kevin R Barnes (@vinbarnes) February 9, 2012
Pork Sandwich today at brewhouse midtown !!:-)
— Jennifer Basie (@jenniferbasie) February 8, 2012
Each time http://t.co/Qz84PV3B says it'll be sunny to partly cloudy you can bet it will be completely cloudy. I want truth in forecasting.
— Coach Tim Hall (@CoachTimHall) February 8, 2012
In honor of Black History Month I present "Fuckery" at it's best http://t.co/oWZtb9Iw
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) February 7, 2012
Turns out OS X has a dubstep generator built-in. From Terminal.app, run `yes "wub" | xargs say`
— Kevin Highwater (@kkuchta) February 7, 2012
Today is the day!!!! Sloco will bring lunch to you!!!. $3 flat delivery fee unless your over 10 sammies then it is free. Call for delivery.
— Sloco (@slocosammies) February 6, 2012
