everything's hand tossed when you're single
and sometimes when I think I shouldn't be alive... or at least missing a limb or two, I always think about james
i wish i had a nickel for every time i've heard that story.
oh God, *gasp* If you just let me live, I won't dr..., I'm not going to lie to you God, but I'll never take those mother fucking pills again. I swear.
the plural of anecdote is 'science'
I blame the sca
dude you liver is fried!
i was born in the ladies room at yankee stadium? ugh.
I just hate the green
