i wish
I am an idiot.
I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's bceause he's not to be trusted when he does.
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DO NOT diet or exercise. This will shrink your stomach and hinder your ability to eat bacon.
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That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
drink until you're sick and then drink until you're better
you may be taller than me, but i got a shorter dick.
balance is hard.
its miller time!
its time for a high life.
sudo logan
why would his mom call your penis 'abstract Nietzschean concept'?
did you do something you regret last night? Wanna do it again?
jesus that sounds homoerotic
Summer's Eve... Douche!
yeah, who ever made money that didn't make it from suckers?
I had the shot. There was no danger, so I took it.
kevin: suck it
james: f u.
time to go upstairs and stick my hand in a crotch, only to find out it's still wet
That came out of nowhere.
the shaft doesn't fit in the hole
