Almost 29 years ago, Sergeant Al Powell helped save dozens of lives after being sent to investigate a prank call at Nakatomi Plaza.
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) December 11, 2017
As we do every year, we honour his bravery by showing the documentary Die Hard, this Sunday at 10pm pic.twitter.com/hfUscMFmyw
Mayor Barry's @NashvilleON program, which has cost $6.5M in Metro dollars, is among projects highlighted in annual @BeaconTN Pork Report. https://t.co/TITrdWbz75
— Joey Garrison (@joeygarrison) December 12, 2017
You may not think youâd ride our transit system, but I bet once you see buses and light rail passing you on the road, youâll take a hard look at your options, just as other cities have experienced. #TransitForNash
— Megan Barry (@MeganCBarry) December 12, 2017
This is the company that came up with the jobs, economic activity forecasts in the mayor's transit report. https://t.co/3yRe1bLdNS
— Joey Garrison (@joeygarrison) December 12, 2017
âDonald Trump signs directive to send astronauts back to Moon.â ICE has been tasked with enforcement; Aldrin reportedly already in custody
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) December 12, 2017
Iâd like to personally congratulate each and every individual involved pic.twitter.com/qooogPOGgV
— matt (@dogfather) December 12, 2017
At this point Iâm almost tempted to make a book on dead pay phone zones. Theyâre always like little art installations pic.twitter.com/M0gNVPXKGa
— Cabel Sasser (@cabel) December 12, 2017
Mike and Jordan made an awesome beer can wreath for the office. Cheers to red and green cans. pic.twitter.com/eSRMQHkU1V
— Better Beer Brigade (@BountyBev) December 11, 2017
Behaviors to avoid in code reviews:
— Rachel Thomas (@math_rachel) December 10, 2017
- stating opinion as fact
- avalanche of comments
- asking devs to fix problems they didnât cause
- judgemental questions
- sarcasm
@sandyaaaas #AlterConf pic.twitter.com/LX1AeG4JOk
Dedication on display in Buffalo today (📷 by @mattwittmeyer) pic.twitter.com/V3AvbkTqAY
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) December 10, 2017
Can You Hapless Fuckwits At Least Handle An Omelette? pic.twitter.com/7uW93NcZkw
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 10, 2017
Bitcoin On Path To Functioning Just Like Real Currency After Small Concentration Of People Acquire Majority Of It https://t.co/0QcCfEaLMP pic.twitter.com/QSv72OmIYQ
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 8, 2017
Two scientists walk into a bar.
— Diane Turnshek (@DianeTurnshek) December 8, 2017
"I'll have H2O," says the 1st.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.
Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch
— â¥mark magark⥠(@markedly) December 2, 2017
Dm the girl you want right now fellas, tell her âyouâre my gf nowâ tweet me the response
— Muzan Jackson (@Mreverything_22) December 7, 2017
This week, two 240-year-old letters containing details of life in 18th-century Spain were found inside the hollow buttocks of a statue of Jesus.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) December 7, 2017
New Firefox is fast. Like Clint Eastwood flying a stolen fighter out of Russia fast.
— Wynn Netherland (@pengwynn) December 7, 2017
Watch the game this Sunday at the @RenNashville Bridge Bar. Wear your Titans gear and receive 20% off food. #TitanUp pic.twitter.com/RVgZS5kpH3
— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) December 7, 2017
Doctors Stumped By Man's 'Do Not Resuscitate' Tattoo https://t.co/RHWWCPFYXF #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/Ywc6XjD1H1
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 7, 2017









