“Donald Trump signs directive to send astronauts back to Moon.” ICE has been tasked with enforcement; Aldrin reportedly already in custody

Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the 1st.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.
Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch

Dm the girl you want right now fellas, tell her “you’re my gf now” tweet me the response

This week, two 240-year-old letters containing details of life in 18th-century Spain were found inside the hollow buttocks of a statue of Jesus.

New Firefox is fast. Like Clint Eastwood flying a stolen fighter out of Russia fast.