Ponding on Trinity Lane in Nashville. Flash flooding reported throughout the area. Turn around don't drown! https://t.co/AQ4eyXlSq1 pic.twitter.com/C6LA1fPWB1
— FoxNashville (@FOXNashville) August 31, 2017
Tonight's event has been cancelled due to weather.
— Live On The Green (@LiveOnTheGreen) August 31, 2017
Your rap name is "young" + your credit card number, expiration date and CVV
— The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank (@sug_knight) August 10, 2017
Chick-Fil-A customer service is UNDEFEATED pic.twitter.com/sXgBwHDq5b
— Shehan Jeyarajah (@ShehanJeyarajah) August 31, 2017
Dunno. I can check with ITS.
— Freddie O’Connell (@freddieoconnell) August 31, 2017
PROBABLY IN THE FLOODPLAIN
Reminder: People who say "X is just a 'cost center'" are actually just a cost center.
— GitLab CEO Here (@gitlabceohere) August 31, 2017
Computer, show me the most Parisian crime possible pic.twitter.com/G45eL3lorU
— Matt Ford (@fordm) August 30, 2017
My sister keeps sending me pictures of down-&-out possums with inspirational sports quotes. When I asked her about she said "this is my art" pic.twitter.com/J3uKocKfJ1
— Worrier Princess (@the_whole_half) August 30, 2017
I first heard it from Ezra Zygmuntowicz https://t.co/pW1ZnoamdN
— Jason Dew (@jasondew) August 30, 2017
Well folks, he is officially a police officer. Majlo was spotted getting into the donuts at headquarters. pic.twitter.com/tTXnvAP7rQ
— Mt. Juliet Police (@MtJulietPolice) August 30, 2017
Dunning Kroger - the phenomenon wherein everyone thinks their Kroger is the "ghetto kroger"
— cwage (@cwage) October 21, 2015
Figured out the name for my new jam band pic.twitter.com/iMW6s1atFn
— Jeff Gerstmann (@jeffgerstmann) August 29, 2017
BREAKING: protestors cover Sam Davis statue at Tennessee State Capitol in Nashville; chain bust of Terence Crutcher to it. pic.twitter.com/afGK8s0WYq
— Natalie Allison (@natalie_allison) August 29, 2017
BREAKING: I called the apartment building on West End that Woodlands is in. They confirmed that Woodlands is reopening, likely this week.
— Emily Siner (@SinerSays) August 28, 2017
BREAKING: I called the apartment building on West End that Woodlands is in. They confirmed that Woodlands is reopening, likely this week.
— Emily Siner (@SinerSays) August 28, 2017
have reports of people getting into attic to escape floodwater do not do so unless you have an ax or means to break through onto your roof
— Chief Art Acevedo (@ArtAcevedo) August 27, 2017
#CajunNavy is on the way ! pic.twitter.com/29KcUlecJ2
— Donna Jean (@donna_jean4) August 27, 2017
Members of the #CajunNavy are organizing and en route to Houston for #Harvey. Follow the group below on Facebook for more info. pic.twitter.com/HRaLftQK1p
— Hilary Scheinuk (@hscheinukphoto) August 27, 2017
If your coffee shop has a passive aggressive "no wifi pretend it's the old days" sign I'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) August 26, 2017
2014: Obama's not bad mostly
— Karl Ove NASCÅR (@SergeiX) August 25, 2017
2016: hah these Chapo guys sure do have some good jokes
2018: I'm fighting with an all-juggalo unit of the YPG
WATCH: A man in Houston claims a hawk would not leave his taxi cab as Hurricane Harvey barreled toward Texas Friday morning. pic.twitter.com/j2nZbarkvZ
— NBC News (@NBCNews) August 26, 2017
so basically, vegetarians are like ppl who quit smoking. https://t.co/C9bjDLZcZ1
— bomani (@bomani_jones) August 26, 2017
